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Dirty Jokes in Hindi And Hindi chutkule

Dirty jokes in hindi

 Dirty Jokes in Hindi And Hindi chutkule 
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Double Meaning Jokes On Girls – Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?
“Vote”
Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo,
Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.


Double Meaning Adult Jokes On Santa Banta – Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi


Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: “Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?”
Preeto: “Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing“

Santa Banta Adult Jokes – Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki

Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “BF Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Hai.”
Santa: “HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?”
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EK LADKI KI SHAADI H ….

Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.

Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?”

Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Tha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”

Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai. Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.

Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”

Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“ 😀

APNI SUHAGRAT KO PAT ….

Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Bechra Ache Tarike Se Chudai Nahi Kar Paaya



Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha



Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“



Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“


Gandi Baaten

Girl 1: Yaar Ye Larky Aapas 
me Kitni Gandi Baaten karte hen..
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Girl 2: Kitni Gandi ?
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Girl 3: Aray Jitni Hum Aapas me karte hen.
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Girl 2: Haaaw Itni Gandi ?:-D

Hahahha

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Problem

Boy: Khada Nahi Hota. 
Dr: R U Married.?
Boy: No 
Dr: Muth.?
Boy: No 
Dr: R U Visit Chakla? 
Boy: No 
Dr: Girlfriend?? 
Boy: No 
Dr: To Phir Khada Ker K Kiya 
Pakistan Ka Jhanda Lagaye Ga. :-D

Hahhaha

Wedding Dress
Pathan: 
Kal Hamara Shadi Hai..

Sardar: 
Wah Yaar, 
Phir Kal Kiya Pehan Rahy Ho..??

Pathan: 
Jo Jaldi Utar Jaye.. :-D

Hhahah




Dukhi Shayri

Ek Dukhi GF Ny Apny
Bewafa BF K Liye Shayri Likhi.

"Phoolon Ka Raja,
Baharon Ka Shahzada..
.
"SEAL" Torr Ker Chala Gaya,
Kutta Kamina Haramzada.. :-( :-D

Hahhaha

Aaak Thooo

Dil Kerta Hai Tere Nazuk Honton Ko Choom Lun..

Wah Wah..

Dil Kerta Hai Tere Nazuk Honton Ko Choom Lun..

Per Teri Behti Naak Ny Mera Irada Badal Diya.. :-) :-D

Hhahaha



Ek Aurat Kanjuson K Ghar

Ek Aurat Kanjuson K Ghar Gai Aur
Thori Dair Baad Roty Huwe Wapas Aai..

Logon Ny Pucha:
Kiya Hua..??

Aurat Roty Huwe Boli:
Kanjuson K Ghar Gai Thi,
Un Zalimo Ny Chaai K Liye Bhi
Mera Hi Doodh Nikal Liya.. :-(

Hhahaha



Naatak

Roye Is Qadar Un K Seeny Se Lipat Ker..

Wah Wah..

Roye Is Qadar Un K Seeny Se Lipat Ker..

K Wo Khud Apni Bra Utar Ker Boli

Le Daba Le Kaminy Naatak Mat Ker.. :-D



Lap Top Aur Larki

Q:
Lap Top Aur Larki Me Kiya Similarity Hai.??
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Ans:
Dono Same Hen..

Dono Ko Jitni Ungli Kero,
Utnay Hi Functions Pata Chalty Hen.. :-) :-D

Hahhahaha



Phaarru Joke Of Rajnikant

This Is The Phaarru Joke Of Rajnikant ..

"The Film ANACONDA was
Shoot In
Rajnikant's Underwear..?" :-D

Hhahaha



Bravo

Once Upon A Time In South India

A Man Slept With His Wife
Wear In 21 Condoms At A Time..
But
1 Brave Sperm Managed
To Break The Barriers
And A Child Was Born.
,
He Is Rajnikant.. :-D

Hahahha

Dirty Jokes In Hindi:

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?
Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.
Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.
Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai"
Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"
Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????


Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!


~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy!!


“L” Ko Pakado,
“O” Ko Dabao,
“V” Me Ghusao,
Jab “E” Awaaz aye,
Tau Samajna LOVE pura ho gaya.!!


Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“!! 

Funny*} Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi & English 2016 

Dirty Jokes In English: 

Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special!!
wife ki gand bari krna ka trika
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."!


“A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”
The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”!!


A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."!!


What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
……………………………….
Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
………………………….
Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!!

Dirty Jokes:

अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा👶
एक आदमी अपने 15 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था
बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला
बाप: मादरचोद इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है
बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ
इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ?
बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा !!


Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey
Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi
Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“!


Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya.
Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!!


एक लड़की का फोन टायलेट मे गिर गया. TOILET से ”जिन्न्न” प्रकट हुआ. .
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” जिन्न ” ने लड़की को गोल्ड का फोन दिया और कहा ये लो तुम्हारा फोन
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लड़की ने ”कुल्हाडी” वाली कहानी सुन रखी थी ।
इसलिए ईमानदारी का परिचय देते हुए कहा ये सोने का फोन मेरा नहीं है।
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” जिन्न ” :- धो के देख पगली तेरा ही है!!

Hindi Dirty Jokes:

घर के बाहर बारिश में लड़के ने लड़की से रोमांटिक होते हुए कहा :
जानू अब अंदर चले….
कब तक ‘हम तीनो’ ऐसे ही ‘खड़े’ रहेगे….!


Army Ki Bharti Ke Liye Medical Checkup Karvane Wale Ladkon Ki Line Lagi Hui Thi.
Doctor Ek Ladke Ki Gaand Check Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Puchha.
Doctor: Beedi Peete Ho?
Ladka Sharmate Hue: Kyu Saab, Gaand Se Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai Kya?

SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tuje kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha!!


College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“!!


Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..!

Ladki apni marzi se de to pyar
dost dilwaye to uphar
gharwale dilwaye to sanskar
aur khud le le to balatkar!!
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